- You Are Not A Unicorn, You Are A Cunt
- You Are Not A Unicorn, You Are A Cunt
- You Are Not A Unicorn, You Are A Cunt
You Are Not A Unicorn, You Are A Cunt
- Scented Candles and Tea Lights
- £8.99
Funny/Humorous Gift
Scented candles with rude/offensive quotes
Hexagon glass jars
Handmade by myself using Soy wax - all natural
Size Specification
Small:
Common Fill Capacity: 8 oz
Brimful Capacity: 195 ml
Diameter: 70.5 mm
Height: 89.4 mm
Medium:
Common Fill Capacity: 12oz
Brimful Capacity: 283ml
Diameter: 79.5mm
Height: 97.8mm
Large:
Common Fill Capacity: 25oz
Brimful Capacity: 710ml
Diameter: 110mm
Height: 120mm
Tea Lights
6 Per Box
Clear Polycarbonate
38mm Diameter
19mm Height
Burn Time 4 hours
Lots of fragrances to choose from, descriptions below. Colour of candle follows description.
Baby Powder: A powdery and delicately soft floral fragrance with notes of fresh pink rose, warmer lily and a suggestion of smooth, soothing vanilla. (White Wax)
Birthday Cake - Smells edible, unfortunately it is not. Gorgeous Vanilla buttercream birthday cake.
Blueberry Muffin - This fragrance has the aroma of a freshly baked blueberry muffin. Top notes of juicy tart blueberries with orange zests, middle notes of butter cake, and base notes of vanilla and almond. One of the strongest fragrances that we carry (Blue Wax)
Cafe Latte: A rich, dark, smooth coffee aroma with some notes of vanilla (Cream Wax)
Champagne and Pomegranite - This fragrance has a sparkling bouquet of grapefruit, lemon & orange blended with fresh tones of red fruit and a twist of crushed pomegranate seeds in this lively scent. Hints of green foliage are freshened with a blend of crisp aldehydes to reinforce the sparkling top note. (white wax)
Cinnamon Apple: The warm aroma of hot, freshly stewed apples encased in a golden pastry (Green Wax)
Cinnamon: A Sophisticated seasonal fragrance opening with fruity hints of apple, grapefruit, lavender and holly leaves supported by a spicy heart of white ginger and cinnamon bark. Further hints of lemongrass, jasmine, geranium and rose reach into a warm base of amber, tonka bean, vanilla, cedar, winter moss, musk and a hint of raspberry (Cream Wax)
Cherry: A Full on Cherry Blast, superb fragrance rich and fruity (Purple Wax)
Chocolate: A rich, sweet chocolate fragrance with sweet notes of vanilla and fudge (Brown Wax)
Christmas Spice: A rich, warm festive spicy accord combining notes of cinnamon and clove with ripe plum and freshly crushed vanilla pods (Red Wax)
Citronella: Citronella has a well rounded lemon citrus scent, though it is much softer than actual Lemon. It also has subtle wood tones (Yellow Wax) Essential Oil
Coconut: A comforting, powdery fragrance composed of sweet coconut and tonka beans (White Wax)
Fresh Bread: A sweet, edible smelling bread fragrance (White Wax)
Fresh Cut Grass - This fragrance is the wonderful fresh aroma of freshly cut green grass (Green wax)
Fresh Linen: A fresh clean floral accord with sparkling citrus notes leading to a floral, herbal heart resting on a base of musks and woods (White Wax)
Gingerbread: Fresh baked gingerbread cookies (Cream Wax)
Fresh Linen: A fresh clean floral accord with sparkling citrus notes leading to a floral, herbal heart resting on a base of musks and woods (White Wax)
Gingerbread: Fresh baked gingerbread cookies (Cream Wax)
Apple - We believe we have quite possibly found the "spunkiest" green apple fragrance oil on earth! We thought about calling it Granny Smith Apple, but this fragrance deserves a name that "pops" just like its aroma. Thus, may we present: Green Apple Explosion! Fragrance (Green Wax)
This fragrance has the wonderful fresh aroma of hawthorne, with nuances of creamy French vanilla, soy milk and a base note of nutty almond (Cream Wax)
Jellybeans: A rich mouth-watering blend of raspberries and blackcurrants with a candied base of jelly beans (Purple Wax)
Jingle Bell Berries: A Joyful fruity accord where sparkling citrus hints of orange and grapefruit are given depth through a merry berry blend of dark cassis, redcurrant, raspberry, strawberry, apple, rich plum and a warming hint of spice. The base of musk, sandalwood and a dusting of sugar brings this fragrance to a close (White Wax)
Jellybeans: A rich mouth-watering blend of raspberries and blackcurrants with a candied base of jelly beans (Purple Wax)
Jingle Bell Berries: A Joyful fruity accord where sparkling citrus hints of orange and grapefruit are given depth through a merry berry blend of dark cassis, redcurrant, raspberry, strawberry, apple, rich plum and a warming hint of spice. The base of musk, sandalwood and a dusting of sugar brings this fragrance to a close (White Wax)
Kiwi and Watermelon - This fragrance oil has bubbly, juicy top notes which make this fragrance irresistible! This fragrance begins with top notes of juicy watermelon and grapefruit; followed by middle notes of strawberry, green melon, and white lily; sitting on base notes of ozone, Balsamic vanilla, and fresh woods. (Green Wax)
Lavender: A powdery, Oriental fragrance with fruity top note, supported by a rich floral, woody body of rose, muguet, lily, lavender and jasmine. Leading to a lingering base of powdery vanilla, precious woods and amber (Purple Wax)
Lemongrass: 100% Pure lemongrass essential oil possesses a mild, sweet fragrance, as well as a host of health benefits and uses. This oil is commonly used as an analgesic to reduce pain and inflammation (Yellow Wax)
Lemon Eucalyptus: 100% Pure Lemon Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Fresh, medicinal, heavy lemon aroma. Eucalyptus lemon is mostly seen in the fragrance industry. More recently it has become a popular addition to natural bug repellants. (Yellow Wax)
Liquorice: A rich dark edible smelling accord of smooth and sweet liquorice with supporting notes of soft blackcurrant, raspberry and aniseed (White Wax)
Marshmallow: A marshmallow fragrance with notes of rose, vanilla and raspberry with a sweet powdery dry down (White Wax)
Mango: Juicy Ripened Mango, Tropical, fruity affair (Yellow Wax)
Meditation: A calming, floral accord with powdery dry florals, sweet orange, delicate green leaf and chamomile on a heart of mimosa and violet leaf. Resting on a soothing base of sandalwood, amber, musk and vanilla flower (White Wax)
Lavender: A powdery, Oriental fragrance with fruity top note, supported by a rich floral, woody body of rose, muguet, lily, lavender and jasmine. Leading to a lingering base of powdery vanilla, precious woods and amber (Purple Wax)
Lemongrass: 100% Pure lemongrass essential oil possesses a mild, sweet fragrance, as well as a host of health benefits and uses. This oil is commonly used as an analgesic to reduce pain and inflammation (Yellow Wax)
Lemon Eucalyptus: 100% Pure Lemon Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Fresh, medicinal, heavy lemon aroma. Eucalyptus lemon is mostly seen in the fragrance industry. More recently it has become a popular addition to natural bug repellants. (Yellow Wax)
Liquorice: A rich dark edible smelling accord of smooth and sweet liquorice with supporting notes of soft blackcurrant, raspberry and aniseed (White Wax)
Marshmallow: A marshmallow fragrance with notes of rose, vanilla and raspberry with a sweet powdery dry down (White Wax)
Mango: Juicy Ripened Mango, Tropical, fruity affair (Yellow Wax)
Meditation: A calming, floral accord with powdery dry florals, sweet orange, delicate green leaf and chamomile on a heart of mimosa and violet leaf. Resting on a soothing base of sandalwood, amber, musk and vanilla flower (White Wax)
Mojito - Our mojito fragrance has strong top notes of juicy lime and sugar; balanced with mint leaves and rum. (cream wax)
Monkey Farts - We know you are expecting to read a disgusting description, but this unique complex fragrance is anything but disgusting! This unique fragrance begins with top notes of fresh bananas and juicy grapefruit, middle notes of kiwi, juicy bubblegum, and strawberries; and a hint of vanilla as a base note.(yellow wax)
Neroli: A complex, citrus fragrance oil with pleasantly summery floral and orange notes, neroli is widely praised for its calming effect, and is therefore a popular ingredient in aromatherapy for treating depression (Yellow Wax)
Orange: Cold pressed from the zesty peels of the small, sweet orange, 100% pure orange sweet essential oil is known to help with ongoing coughing fits (which so many of us suffer with during and after the common cold) (Orange Wax)
Orange Chocolate Chilly: A truly decadent scent where the vibrant tang of juicy Brazilian orange is fused with heart – warming cocoa enhanced by an unexpected touch of chilli and crystallised ginger. (Cream Wax)
Patchouli & Leather: A Captivating, rich woody scent opening with a rush of cardamon, smoothed by aged leather and suede all warmed by dark resinous labdanum. The sensuous base blends opulent notes of sandalwood and cedar wood with amber, patchouli and vetiver (Cream Wax)
Neroli: A complex, citrus fragrance oil with pleasantly summery floral and orange notes, neroli is widely praised for its calming effect, and is therefore a popular ingredient in aromatherapy for treating depression (Yellow Wax)
Orange: Cold pressed from the zesty peels of the small, sweet orange, 100% pure orange sweet essential oil is known to help with ongoing coughing fits (which so many of us suffer with during and after the common cold) (Orange Wax)
Orange Chocolate Chilly: A truly decadent scent where the vibrant tang of juicy Brazilian orange is fused with heart – warming cocoa enhanced by an unexpected touch of chilli and crystallised ginger. (Cream Wax)
Patchouli & Leather: A Captivating, rich woody scent opening with a rush of cardamon, smoothed by aged leather and suede all warmed by dark resinous labdanum. The sensuous base blends opulent notes of sandalwood and cedar wood with amber, patchouli and vetiver (Cream Wax)
Peanut Butter Cookie fragrance - is a rich, buttery, freshly baked aroma of real peanut butter cookies! You will not believe how true to name this scent is! (cream wax)
Pear & Freesia: The essence of autumn. The sensuous freshness of just-ripe pears is wrapped in a bouquet of white freesias, and mellowed by amber, patchouli and woods. Luscious and golden. To uplift, to wind down, or simply to add an air of luxury (White Wax)
Peppermint: Bring your senses to life with the cool freshness of 100% pure peppermint essential oil. This versatile, rejuvenating oil can be used topically to relieve sore muscles with its well-known cooling effect. (Green Wax)
Pina Colada: A creamy explosion of exotic fruits, fresh notes of Caribbean coconut sweetened by tropical sun drenched pineapple and sweet orange (Cream Wax)
Pear & Freesia: The essence of autumn. The sensuous freshness of just-ripe pears is wrapped in a bouquet of white freesias, and mellowed by amber, patchouli and woods. Luscious and golden. To uplift, to wind down, or simply to add an air of luxury (White Wax)
Peppermint: Bring your senses to life with the cool freshness of 100% pure peppermint essential oil. This versatile, rejuvenating oil can be used topically to relieve sore muscles with its well-known cooling effect. (Green Wax)
Pina Colada: A creamy explosion of exotic fruits, fresh notes of Caribbean coconut sweetened by tropical sun drenched pineapple and sweet orange (Cream Wax)
Pumpkin Pie - This fragrance has the aroma of sweet cream pumpkin, complimented with nuances of nutmeg, cinnamon, clove, and ginger; rounded out with buttery vanilla notes. (orange wax)
Rose: A fresh, green and natural rose interpretation with hints of grassy notes (Pink Wax)Salted Caramel - This fragrance begins with top notes of sweetened creamed butter and sea salt; followed by middle notes of caramel; sitting on base notes of vanilla, maple, and sweetened condensed milk. Smells edible, unfortunately it is not. (cream wax)
Sea Spray: Masculine, Fresh and cool sea spray (Blue Wax)
Snowflake Sparkle: Inspired by the magical sparkle of falling snowflakes the fragrance opens with a cool, green floral accord where green stems, winter violet and icy ozonic notes leads you to a heart of
lily, peony, rose, mimosa, carnation and jasmine. The woody base of amber, sandalwood, cedar wood and moss is smoothed by hints of vanilla and musk (White Wax)
Strawberry Milkshake: A fresh, fruity fragrance of ripe wild strawberries blended with notes of fresh green leaf and a sweet juicy back note (Pink Wax)
Sweet Pea: A fresh, floral fragrance opening with notes of melon, apple, green accord and citrus oils supported by a floral blend of sweet pea, muguet, lily, cyclamen and gardenia leading to a musky, powdery base (White Wax)
Tequila: Masculine. True to its name, bring back memories good or bad! (Cream Wax)
Vanilla: Few scents can beat the delicious sweetness of pure vanilla oil, and it packs a host of health benefits, too. This popular oil is well known for soothing burns and wounds, and for reducing inflammation (Cream Wax)
Winter Carnival: Winter Carnival – This exciting fragrance opens with a colourful explosion of luscious red fruits, cinnamon, ginger and winter mint leading to a delectable heart of popcorn, creamy melted chocolate and whirls of freshly spun candy floss.
all of this is calmed by a lingering base of musk, vetiver and amber (White Wax)
Shades may vary
Sea Spray: Masculine, Fresh and cool sea spray (Blue Wax)
Snowflake Sparkle: Inspired by the magical sparkle of falling snowflakes the fragrance opens with a cool, green floral accord where green stems, winter violet and icy ozonic notes leads you to a heart of
lily, peony, rose, mimosa, carnation and jasmine. The woody base of amber, sandalwood, cedar wood and moss is smoothed by hints of vanilla and musk (White Wax)
Strawberry Milkshake: A fresh, fruity fragrance of ripe wild strawberries blended with notes of fresh green leaf and a sweet juicy back note (Pink Wax)
Sweet Pea: A fresh, floral fragrance opening with notes of melon, apple, green accord and citrus oils supported by a floral blend of sweet pea, muguet, lily, cyclamen and gardenia leading to a musky, powdery base (White Wax)
Tequila: Masculine. True to its name, bring back memories good or bad! (Cream Wax)
Vanilla: Few scents can beat the delicious sweetness of pure vanilla oil, and it packs a host of health benefits, too. This popular oil is well known for soothing burns and wounds, and for reducing inflammation (Cream Wax)
Winter Carnival: Winter Carnival – This exciting fragrance opens with a colourful explosion of luscious red fruits, cinnamon, ginger and winter mint leading to a delectable heart of popcorn, creamy melted chocolate and whirls of freshly spun candy floss.
all of this is calmed by a lingering base of musk, vetiver and amber (White Wax)
Shades may vary
